So a lot of times friends of mine say something stupid that blows my mind, and i think these phrases should be turned into band names.
Since im not musically inclined, tried my luck as a singer and got booed off stage,
feel free to use these if youre looking for a band name
Botched Abortion (stolen from an article in the news paper about a woman who sued her abortion clinic cause when she went she managed to still have the baby.)
Bloody Nipples (ed ed ed, you fascinate me. I think he heard about bloody nipples from a guy he knew who got his nipple rings ripped off in a mosh pit and they squirted everywhere feel free to add the suit part to the end of the band name if you like)
Bloody Bowl Movements (read in a medical book as one of the symptoms of chron’s disease.)
Kidney Stones (like rolling stones but more cripiling, i had to pee one out at a truck stop in wisconsin, and it was no joke, very metal)
Breast wine ( like “thats da breast damn wine ive ever tasted!” but not in this case, no no yet again ed, you figured out somehting no man should, breast milk gone bad, gets babies drunk. Whode of thunk it?)
Flight risk (you know like those people who claim to do something stupid on an ai ro pla ne? Thanks greg)
Purple 5’s ( as in those new 5 dollar bills with the stupid monopoly looking shit on the back?)
I pooped outside of my diper (maybe a song name, but adams cousin whos 16 months, and managed to poop so much he overfilled his diper.)
more to come….